A study recently carried out has confirmed that, despite belief to the contrary, you actually don’t have the love I need to see me through.
The study, conducted by the International Society for Classic Tracks, made the findings by analysing if you had the love when the going was just too rough and things went wrong no matter what I did.
“I’ve always believed that you would have the love that I need to see me through,” confirmed lead researcher Dr. Candi Stanford, who admits that she sometimes feels like throwing her hands up in the air. “I used to think that when food was gone you would be my daily meal and that when my friends are gone your love would be real.”
“But now tests have shown that the amount of love you have is wildly inadequate to see me through,” she added. “You probably don’t even have enough love to see yourself through.”
“Now that I know with 100% accuracy that you don’t have the love I need to see me through, I find myself thinking ‘Oh Lord, what’s the use?’” she continued. “I don’t even feel like throwing my hands up in the air anymore.”
The study claimed that sooner or later in life the things you love you lose and that there’s nothing that can be done to prevent it because you are seriously lacking in the love needed to see me through.
“The amount of love you have is massively insufficient to see me through, you’re absolutely joking if you think that you’ve got enough love to see me though the end of the day, never mind life,” he concluded.
