Mexicans Nickname American Border “Berghain”
In international news, a group of Mexicans who were recently refused entry to the United States have nicknamed the border between the countries “Berghain”. Juan...
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Lego Design New Hair For Sven Väth
German techno stalwart, and part time Moby impersonator, Sven Väth has reportedly been given the gift of hair by Danish toy manufacturers Lego. Lego, who...
Man Who Says Berghain Over 9000 Times Each Day Finally Explodes
A man who has said the word Berghain at least 9,000 times per day, for the last five years, has reportedly exploded. Michael James, a...
Golden Globes Just A Fancier Berghain That’s Easier To Get Into
Sources in America have claimed the Golden Globes is now just a fancier version of Berghain, only much easier to get into. According to reports,...
Stranger Things Season 3 To Be Set In Berghain Basement
Netflix bosses have today confirmed that they will be making a third season of Stranger Things next year. According to the show’s producers, the new...
Berghain To Build “Berlin Wall 2.0” Around Club
Berghain bosses have announced that they will build a twenty-foot wall around their premises making it virtually impossible for anyone to get in. Construction on...
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