Chinese Moon Probe Discovers “New Ibiza” On Dark Side Of Moon
A Chinese probe recently sent to observe the dark side of the moon has reportedly discovered the next “new Ibiza”. A spokesperson for Chinese Lunar...
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Fyre Festival’s Andy King Tells Ibiza Clubbers €12 Is “Small Price To Pay For Water”
Former Fyre Festival employee Andy King has told Ibiza clubbers that €12 is an extremely small price to pay for a bottle of water. King,...
Ibiza Worker Spends 54 Days In Bed After Returning To UK
An Ibiza worker is reportedly nearly ready to get up after spending fifty-four days in bed following her return to the UK. Kirsty Tompkins, a...
Jamie Jones To Wear Shirt Made Out Of Actual Flowers For ADE
Jamie Jones is set to simultaneously take the music and fashion worlds by storm this weekend by wearing a floral shirt made out of 100%...
Queue For Toilet Now “Biggest Thing In Dance Music”
Sources within the electronic music industry have confirmed that the queue for the girl’s toilets in a popular Ibiza nightclub as the new “biggest thing...
Ibiza Government Release Detailed Plan To Ruin The Island By The Year 2020
Local government in Ibiza have this morning released a detailed dossier outlining their plans to completely ruin the island by the year 2020. The dossier,...
Vegan-Friendly Ketamine Now Tested On Humans
A new batch of vegan-friendly ketamine is believed to be ready for worldwide consumption after being extensively tested on humans in Ibiza. The ketamine, which...
elrow Buy Inflatable Baby Trump For €1.6 Million
elrow has reportedly agreed a deal to buy the giant inflatable baby Donald Trump used in the recent London protests for a staggering €1.6 million....
Renaissance Set For Renaissance In Club Having A Renaissance
Legendary 90s club brand Renaissance is set to enjoy it’s own Renaissance with tonight’s takeover of Ibiza superclub Eden, a club currently enjoying a Renaissance...
Scientists Prove That Things Actually Were Better In Your Day
In what is being called the biggest scientific breakthrough since the discovery of penicillin, a team of scientists has proved, beyond all reasonable doubt, that...
Croatian Beach Club Importing Genuine Ibiza Sunsets
Croatia has taken one step closer to confirming its status as the “new Ibiza” after one of Pag Island’s most popular beach clubs confirmed they...
Director Of Netflix’s Ibiza Has Never Even Been In A K Hole
The director of Netflix’s much-maligned shitfest Ibiza, Alex Richanbach has admitted that he has never even been in a K hole, making him totally unqualified...
American Woman Pronouncing It “Eye-Visa” Definitely Thinks She’s Better Than You
An American melter who insists on pronouncing Ibiza as “Eye-visa” definitely thinks she’s more cultured and sophisticated than you. Reports suggest that the woman, who...
London Moped Gang Set Up Bar In DC10
Reports from Ibiza suggest that a London moped gang have now taken control of the bar in DC10. Sources close to the gang, strangely named...
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