A local drug dealer has claimed that while the batch of ecstasy tablets that he is selling are not that strong, they should be sufficient to get you to come up if you take two at a time rather than one.
Speaking from a nightclub toilet cubicle, Gary Pillton, claimed that, “There’s a bit of a drought on at the moment so there’s not much around. These Gary’s aren’t the best by any stretch but they’re all I’ve got til next week.”
Gary was heard to tell a group of anxious looking teenagers that “if you double drop you’ll be tripping balls.”
Gary went on to claim that if people didn’t buy the drugs from him then they wouldn’t be able to purchase drugs elsewhere as he “is the only person with anything til next week,” before attempting to further entice customers by offering “tick til next Friday” but that that offer is “mate rates only” and not open to “randomers.”
