The PR teams of both Tiga and DJ Hell held a conference earlier today to announce that both DJs are expecting a child together after a “front to front” set at Exit Festival 2014.
The set had originally intended to take the traditional “back to back” route, however as the two men became closer in the tiny DJ booth, and as the music began to hit home with the crowd, passions flared between the two and it pretty soon became the world’s first ever “front to front” set.
The news of the new arrival has been welcomed by almost everyone, however it is believed that DJ Hell’s mother isn’t too happy as she may have to babysit while Hell is out DJing.
DJ Hell himself is both delighted and mystified by the news. “I mean… It’s amazing and all, but when did I get a womb?” said the proud glowing mother.
Tiga is reportedly delighted with the news and according to some sources has begun referring to DJ Hell as his “sexor”, a move which has seen Hell respond by calling Tiga his “Fun Boy”.
The child is due sometime early in 2015 and rumours of proposed names have already begun circulating. Some sources close to the pair have indicated they may take the same route as the Beckhams and call the child after where it was conceived, with “Exit”, “Serbia” and “DJ Booth” seeming the most likely choices.
Gifts from fellow DJs have already began flooding in, with Fedde Le Grand buying the unborn progeny a toy trumpet, Carl Cox has bought it a pair of “Paediatrician Dre Junior Beats Headphones” and the proud parents have invested in a diamond studded stroller with an inbuilt Technics mixer, so as to encourage the youth to follow in their footsteps.
The unborn child is expected to top the DJMag Top 100 DJs next year.
