The bi-monthly Vape World Championships has reportedly inadvertently become the world’s biggest ever gathering of fuckwits.
The first of this month’s World Championships, held in an industrial unit in Sheffield, England, became the centre of the international media’s attention this week after “an unprecedented number of fuckwits” descended on it.
“Well, we never, ever expected any of the Vape World Championships to make the news but we were definitely wrong about that,” claimed new spokesperson John Snow. “It might be for a different reason altogether but it’s still huge for Vaping. The important thing to remember here is fuckwits are people too and, no matter how repulsive they may seem, we have to treat them the same as we treat everyone else.”
Initial reports suggest the majority of the fuckwits were made up of dweebs, virgins and nerds, while there were also a small number of morons, dickheads and assholes present.
“Thankfully the event passed without any hassle,” claimed organiser Dick Spring. “Luckily, fuckwits, while very annoying, are generally quite mild-mannered by nature and tend to keep out of trouble. After this, we’ll be hoping to have even bigger gatherings of fuckwits, in even more towns, on an even more regular basis.”
Wunderground spoke to Spencer Donnelly, the recently crowned Vape World Champion, “I really don’t know what they’re talking about. Fuckwits? I didn’t see any fuckwits, just a whole load of really cool guys and girls doing some totally awesome vaping.”
According to fuckwit experts, with Vaping’s new found popularity, the only gathering big enough to take the record away from a vaping event would be the crowd at Steve Aoki playing back to back with David Guetta at an EDM festival.
