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World In Shock As Ruby Rose Reveals She’s Not A Real DJ Or A Real Rose

Ruby Rose is not a DJ or a Rose

The entire world has been left in shock after Ruby Rose admitted that she is not a real DJ or even a real rose.

The news comes as a major surprise to both dance music fans and fans of flower arrangement and gardening, many of whom idolised Rose.

Rose, best known for starring in the Netflix original series Orange is the New Black, made the staggering admission during an emotionally charged interview with Jimmy Kimmel.

“I’ve got some really big news to break to my fans today,” she told Kimmel “I’m lots of things Jimmy but one thing that I’m not is a real DJ. That’ll probably shock some people, although I always thought it was pretty obvious, but the thing that I really want to get off my chest is that I’m not a real rose.”

“I know some of my fans may have seen me pretend to DJ or stand in a garden looking like a rose but the truth is I’m neither of those things,” continued the emotional actress. “It feels good to have finally admitted this, it’s like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders, and now I just hope my fans can find it in their hearts to forgive me and things can go back to how they used to be, with me getting rich of their money.”

Wunderground also spoke Mitch Harris, president of the Ruby Rose International Fanclub, “I did not see that coming. Who’d of thought that a girl who never showed any signs of being, or wanting to be, a DJ, who then became famous and well known all over the world and suddenly became a DJ, actually wasn’t a real DJ? It’s mind boggling.”

“And now she says she’s not a real rose either, I’ve literally seen her standing in a rose garden, looking like a rose,” he continued. “You just can’t trust anyone these days, next of all they’ll be saying that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter isn’t actually butter.”

In related news, popular EDM novelty act The Chainsmokers have been outed as frauds after a number of videos showing them vaping appeared online earlier this week.

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