A man was ejected from a late night party in a friend’s house last night for reporting a Wunderground story as a real news event. The incident occurred last night around 2 am in New Newcastle in Downstate New York.
One witness described the carnage, “This dude I kinda know had been flapping on about knowing everything about EDM, or “Rave” as he called it. To prove his chops he started talking about the scandals that had occurred within the culture recently. He was going on about Steve Aoki performing a sex act on a CDJ, and how he could show us the proof.”
“He took out his smart phone and started banging away on it like he was a stenographer or something, and then he showed us the article. We were shocked. There he was holding up the Wunderground website, smugly showing us the article. Nobody knew what to say. Except for one guy. He knew what to say. Which was “Fuck off outta here you fruit and nut bar.”
“The guy who had believed the story didn’t know how to react, you could see his drug addled mind trying to comprehend the situation,” he continued. “His eyes darted in different directions, independent of each other. His jaw began to vibrate at an alarming rate. He then began to shout “What more proof could you need?! It’s on the internet for fuck sake! Somebody wrote it down on a website, it has to be true!”
Here the accounts begin to differ, with some witnesses claiming he was ejected, and the man in question claiming he left of his own accord. He was later found wandering the streets in a state of confusion, muttering the following phrase “Aoki, not A OK. CDJ. BJ” to himself whilst waving his phone about in a manner which some experts have claimed is semaphore for “SOS”.
Wunderground would like to issue an apology for not idiot-proofing our site. We would like to, but we won’t.
Boo, this might stop all the commentards that the site attracts. I like to read the idiotic comments after I’m up to date on the articles