A local promoter claiming to have no more guestlist available for his night has miraculously found space for an attractive girl and three of her friends, it has been confirmed.
Having sent a bundle of rejection emails and texts to friends and acquaintances who enjoy nothing more than a freebie, thirty one year old Tommy Styles is believed to have “pissed off” dozens of party goers after not only finding space on his list for nineteen year old Chantelle, thirty minutes before the event started, but also a VIP booth and complimentary bottle of Grey Goose vodka.
“I swear down, I didn’t have any availability until this evening when someone dropped out,” lied Tommy. “It just so happens that Chantelle got in touch at the right time. Sometimes, that’s just the way things work out. Most weekends she happens to catch me at the right moment, like when I am getting the Moet in or dishing out the charlie. She must be one of life’s lucky girls.”
“He’s a fucking goon,” said twenty five year older raver Jay Jones. “Obviously it’s his event so he can do what the hell he likes but it’s fucking obvious when all eleven VIP booths are full of birds he’s trying to shag. He’s never even bought me a drink and I’ve been coming to his events for years and I’m best mates with his younger brother. I tried for list once when I was an intern at MixMag and he still didn’t sort me out. Said it was all taken – which it was – by fucking fit women. I don’t know if he is really clever or just a slippery cunt.”
Wunderground spoke with Chantelle to ask about her opinion on being put on the guestlist by Tommy, “His event is shit but me and my girls don’t pay a penny all night,” laughed the blonde. “He lets us in for free and puts the prosecco on his tab. Last Sunday morning I was well hungover so I text him to see if he’d drop me a McDonald’s round. He turned up twenty minutes later. He is such a cringe but I don’t give a fuck as long as he keeps running round after me.”
“I am never going to sleep with him but don’t tell him that,” continued Chantelle. “All the time I give him the come on, he’ll keep being my little lap dog and we can keep getting wonky at his events without paying a penny.”
