An Englishman has been hospitalised, with supposed Twitter lungs, after smoking an entire joint of hashtag.
Reports indicate an ambulance was called to a property in Deansgate, Manchester, where twenty two year old Philip Price was found unresponsive and with a “big stupid smile” on his face.
Friends of Mr Price have confirmed the communications student smoked the hashtag as a dare, “Phill’s a bit of a bad man, you get me?” claimed twenty three year old Martin Smith. “He’s been smoking the ‘erb since he came out of the womb. Someone once asked him if he’s ever been to the Dam and his answer was ‘been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, then smoked it on the way home’ so it’s fair to say he loves a toke.”
“The crew was sitting around blazing up when the unthinkable happened, we ran out of green. It never usually happens because we’re all proper Rastas, and we can make a twenty bag last for about a week,” continued Smith, a history undergrad from Norfolk. “Phill was tweaking out big time so one of the lads, Big Mike, jokingly said ‘why don’t you smoke a hashtag cuz’ and Phil just grabbed it, skinned it up and starting hitting that shit big time.”
“At first we all thought it was hilarious, we have proper good banter with our squad, but then Phil started grabbing at his chest,” revealed Smith. “Then he collapsed on the ground and was totally unresponsive, he didn’t pass out or anything but he was in his own little world, with a big stupid smile on his face, after about an hour we decided to call an ambulance.”
According to doctors, Mr Price is now in a stable condition and will make a full recovery, although, he will only be able to speak in sentences containing one hundred and forty characters or less for the next three to four weeks.
