An Irish girl has reportedly bought a new handbag based entirely on how much puke she thinks it will be able to hold.
Jacqueline Barry, twenty three, is said to be delighted with her new bag and is already planning a big night out to put it through its paces.
“Everyone knows that a handbag is an extremely important accessory for a girl. If a dog is a man’s best friend, a handbag is definitely a woman’s best friend,” she said shortly after making her purchase. “We all love a good bag, but for different reasons, I guess us girls are just as unique as the bags we carry.”
“Some girls get them because they look good, some girls get them as a status symbol,” continued Jacqueline. “I get them because I suffer from motion sickness and I need somewhere to puke when I’m in a taxi after a night out, they all serve a purpose and are beautiful in their own way.”
“When I’m going through the buying process, I tend not to worry about price or style,” she revealed. “For me, there are two main aspects that come into the equation, the volume it can hold and whether or not it can safely hold liquid, and chunks. If it does what I need it to do, then I’m sold, no matter how much it costs or what it looks like.”
“Take this latest piece I’ve bought for example,” she said while holding a large, nondescript handbag in the air. “It’s nothing to look at, but it has a capacity of 35 litres and it has two large pockets, both of which are water tight, one for my bits and one to puke in. So, I can take this baby out knowing I can puke to my heart’s content and not even have to go fishing for my keys when I get home.”
