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Popular celebrity gardener Alan Titchmarsh has reportedly been arrested after being discovered with, what police are describing as, Britain’s biggest ever weed farm. According to the Metropolitan Police, Mr Titchmarsh was arrested

A man who recently ran out of weed is confident that he will “probably still get one” out of the contents if his rolling box. Michael Wise made the cataclysmic error of

Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has announced that Scotland is set to have a referendum to decide whether or not to claim independence from Calvin Harris. Sources within the Scottish parliament have

The bi-monthly Vape World Championships has reportedly inadvertently become the world’s biggest ever gathering of fuckwits. The first of this month’s World Championships, held in an industrial unit in Sheffield, England, became

In breaking news from the depths of Hell, Satan is believed to be taking inspiration from the recent calamitous Fyre Festival while redecorating his home. According to reports, the Devil, known as

Belfast’s finest export since The Titanic, Bicep, have been awarded the city’s greatest honour, their very own mural in West Belfast. Normally associated with sectarianism or paramilitary groups, Belfast’s murals are famous

Reports emerging from music industry suggests The Rolling Stones’ guitarist Keith Richards has been found covered in moss. Richards, who recently surprised the entire world by surviving 2016, was reportedly found “covered

A Buddhist is reportedly in for a big shock after buying a Nirvana album in a second-hand music shop earlier today. According to shoppers, the Buddhist “totally lost his shit” after finding

An independent group of Islamic extremists have reportedly claimed responsibility for the latest Chainsmokers track. The album, titled Memories… Do Not Open, was released on 7 April this year and has been