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A bloke who caught an STI while on a stag do in Las Vegas has returned home hoping that “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”. Martin Smith, a twenty-six-year-old accountant from

Producers of the popular feel-good TV show Banged Up Abroad have reportedly offered the Berlin-based DJ Dax J a million pounds to return to Tunisia and serve a one-year jail sentence. Dax

An English football fan has revealed plans to fill his Saturday afternoons with unadulterated drugs use for the majority of the summer once the current season finishes. Ian Dunkin, a Manchester United

Carl Cox has been named as a shock favourite to become Britain’s next Prime Minister following the general elections on 8 June. Despite not being affiliated with any political party, Cox’s popularity

An ambitious pair of armbands, from a factory just outside Shanghai, China, have revealed that they hope to someday fulfil their dream of becoming a prop at an Elrow party. The happy

In breaking news, United Airlines have reportedly issued a “blue alert” after DJ Snake was spotted on a plane. According to witnesses, the French DJ was spotted boarding a domestic flight between

A man who smokes weed all day, every day has admitted that he “can’t wait” to smoke a “fat doobie” at exactly twenty past four this evening. Peter Green, a twenty eight

A recent survey carried out by the Private Residential Tenancy Agency, PRTA, has revealed that DJs are the worst profession to have as neighbours. The survey’s results revealed that DJs are the

An American future house fan has been left wondering what all of that EDM nonsense was about after watching a short clip of Steve Aoki on YouTube. The clip, which apparently showed