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A champion race horse in Kildare, Ireland, has set a new land speed record after it was given cocaine instead of ketamine prior to a small medical procedure. The horse, which can

An Irishman who attended this year’s Glastonbury festival has today contacted the festival’s lost and found department in search of his sanity. Martin O’Grady, a thirty year old layabout and full time

Smoking e-cigarettes is a very effective way to avoid hearing Knife Party’s trashy brand of cheesy EDM, it has emerged. Millions of people all over the world have taken up e-cigarettes in

A DJ who played a non dance music track at a house party in northern England has been declared a hippy and impolitely asked to leave. The DJ, who was only playing

Dash Berlin frontman Jeffrey Sutorius has claimed the “jungle is massive” after he became separated from a cycling expedition and found himself momentarily lost in the Mexican Mayan Jungle. Dutch native Sutorius,

Dutch progressive trance duo, Three Drives, have claimed that the state of Greece in the year 2000 was a lot better than the current state of Greece 2015. The claims come on

American Dance Music is today set to claim independence from its evil taskmaster, EDM, in a move that will see a large number of cheesy European EDM DJs deported with immediate effect.

Nobody’s favourite 90’s TV presenter, Timmy Mallet, has made the brave admission that he has been “hammering the pills” for the last two decades. Mallet, best known for dressing like a complete

Reports emerging from the electronic music industry today suggest that DJ’s are now spending an average of fifty percent of their time jumping on the spot. The news comes as little surprise

A disillusioned hippy in Norfolk, England, has claimed that “nature is boring” when you are not on drugs. Flowerchild Rosepetal, real name Paul Bell, made the claims after going forty eight hours