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Camping space at festivals is now the world’s most in-demand real estate according to one of Portugal’s leading auctioneers. Miguel Acosta, best known for looking like a slightly melted version of his

The latest reports from the streets of London, England, suggest that cocaine is now easier to get in the city than pizza, except for when you actually want it. Sources in London

An angry Englishman has reportedly canceled an upcoming holiday to Croatia after watching England get eliminated from the World Cup during last night’s semi-final against the Croatians. Steve Bootham, claims he feels

England is set to come to a complete standstill tomorrow as the entire nation’s workforce prepares to “pull a sickie” following England’s World Cup semi-final defeat to Croatia. According to experts, as

Football has reportedly decided to stay in Russia after England were unceremoniously knocked out of the World Cup by Croatia. According to sources close to Football, the possibility of a “hard Brexit”

In what is being called the biggest scientific breakthrough since the discovery of penicillin, a team of scientists has proved, beyond all reasonable doubt, that things actually were better back in your

In the latest news from the murky world of illicit drug use, it would appear that Class A drugs in the UK are way better than Class C drugs. According to word

Checking in on social media is now considered to be the number one reason for going out in adults between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five. According to the latest research, conventional

A girl who hasn’t had a drink in over three years has claimed that alcohol is “fucking disgusting” while sipping on her sixth Red Bull. Vicki Mitchell, a twenty-six-year-old Solpadeine addict from

Dax J has reportedly accused Solomun of “stealing his thunder” after the Diynamic label boss played a track containing a sample of the Call to Prayer at Kappa Futur Festival. Yesterday, Solomun