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The CIA have reportedly uncovered a plot that would have seen all of the water at the Kim Jong Un and Trump meeting spiked with MDMA. Wunderground sources can confirm that former

Fedde Le Grand has shocked the entire world for the second time this year by still getting booked after his farcical appearance in a DJ Mag livestream. According to industry experts, Le

The Swedish House Mafia have added another major booking to their roster this summer after they were confirmed to play the comedy stage of one of Europe’s biggest music festivals. The trio,

A scientist in Scotland is said to have “categorically proved” that airport pints significantly reduce the risk of a plane crash. Conor Murphy, who claims to have developed a keen interest in

A man has been left completely baffled after his girlfriend told him that he “doesn’t get her” during a recent argument. Peter Jenkins was reportedly left “scratching his head” by his girlfriend’s

A DJ who decided to give it all up and get a real job in search of a “normal life” has reportedly changed his mind two minutes into his first shift. Maurice

A girl who was told to go away and sober up for twenty minutes when attempting to gain access to a nightclub is hoping the bouncer who instructed her has had a

A girl with a suspected drink problem has tried to put her friends’ minds at rest by insisting that drinks you have while you’re getting ready to go out don’t count. Aoife

Reports from Buckingham Palace have revealed that the Queen received over one million dick pics since opening an Instagram account. Sources within the Palace claimed the dick pics came in “all shapes,

A vinyl snob is taking his snobbiness to the next level by refusing to order anything other than a twelve inch pizza from his local pizzeria. Alan Lombardi, who has mixed Scottish