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McDonald’s Introduce Happy Ending Meal For Adults

The world’s largest fast-food chain, McDonald’s, have revealed plans to introduce a “Happy Ending Meal” in all of their Amsterdam branches. According to McDonald’s menu development officer, Han Joobs, the Happy Ending
November 16, 2017

Tanning Injections Outselling Heroin In Newcastle

Reports from Northern England suggest that tanning injections, also known as tanners, are now outselling heroin in the city of Newcastle. Wunderground sources have confirmed that the area of Northumberland is now
November 16, 2017

How To Snort Coke Off A Bitcoin

Cryptocurrencies are currently more popular than a pulled pork sandwich drinking a pint of gin and tonic in a unicorn-themed pop-up bar, that’s pretty fucking popular by any stretch of the imagination.
November 16, 2017

Conor McGregor To Debut DJ Set In Dublin Club

Ireland’s UFC hero Conor McGregor has announced that he will be making his debut DJ appearance in one of Dublin’s biggest nightclubs this coming weekend. McGregor will take to the decks at
November 15, 2017
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