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Steve Lawler Held In French Airport With 2 Kilos Of Snow

British house music legend Steve Lawler is reportedly being held at a French airport after being caught in possession of “two kilograms of snow”. Suspicions at the airport are believed to have

October 2, 2017

Dinosaur Bones Discovered In Ministry Of Sound Dance Floor

A London based archaeologist claims to have discovered a “significant amount of dinosaur bones” during a recent excavation of the dance floor in the Ministry of Sound nightclub. The discovery is being

September 22, 2017

Underground Confirm David Guetta Not Welcome

According to sources within the underground electronic music scene, David Guetta will not be welcomed back into the community, no matter how many “underground” tracks he makes. A leaked dossier, outlining Guetta’s

September 13, 2017

David Guetta’s New Alias Slightly Less Shit Than David Guetta

Reports from the music industry suggest that David Guetta’s brand new alias, Jack Back, is slightly less shit than David Guetta, but ultimately still shit. Guetta, who seems to be further distancing

September 11, 2017

99% Of Dixon’s Clothes Handed Down By His Father

In rather bizarre news from the electronic music industry, it has been revealed that approximately ninety-nine percent of Dixon’s clothes are passed down to him by his father. Sources close to the

August 16, 2017

Bedroom DJ Only Plays His Own House

An up and coming bedroom DJ has revealed that he is happy with his surroundings and only ever intends to play his own house. Andrew Brookes, also known as DJ Brooke Worm,

August 16, 2017

Marvel Announce New Horse-Based Superhero Called Ketaman

Comic book powerhouse Marvel has announced a brand new horse-based superhero comic set to be known as Ketaman. According to insiders, the comic series has been in production for almost two years

August 16, 2017

Bloke Who Constantly Reminds People He Can Get Guestlist Wondering Why People Ask Him For Guestlist

A bloke who takes every opportunity to remind people he is able to get guestlist can’t figure out why people he knows ask him for guestlist. Steven McKenna, a twenty-one-year-old with limited

August 16, 2017

Stormzy And Darude Announce Collaboration – SandStormzy

In exciting news from the music industry, iconic dance music producer Darude has announced that he is to make a collaboration with UK grime mogul Stormzy. The project, set to be called

August 16, 2017

New Richie Hawtin Live Show “Nothing But Cowbell”

Richie Hawtin is reportedly ready to launch a new musical project with a live show that consists of “nothing but cowbell“. Sources from within the Hawtin camp have confirmed the project will

August 16, 2017

Steve Lawler Held In French Airport With 2 Kilos Of Snow

Dinosaur Bones Discovered In Ministry Of Sound Dance Floor

Underground Confirm David Guetta Not Welcome

David Guetta’s New Alias Slightly Less Shit Than David Guetta

99% Of Dixon’s Clothes Handed Down By His Father

Bedroom DJ Only Plays His Own House

Marvel Announce New Horse-Based Superhero Called Ketaman

Bloke Who Constantly Reminds People He Can Get Guestlist Wondering Why People Ask Him For Guestlist

Stormzy And Darude Announce Collaboration – SandStormzy

New Richie Hawtin Live Show “Nothing But Cowbell”

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House