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An independent report on behaviour at music festivals has found that people who chose to climb scaffolding are total cunts. According to the report, people who chose to climb scaffolding at festivals

According to the latest observations, Facebook is now made up entirely of videos taken at various music festivals. Leading social media experts claim that the yearly phenomenon, known simply as “festival season”,

An annoying music Nazi at a local party has reportedly invaded the kitchen, forcing tens of people to listen to his own substandard choice of music. According to party goers, the vibe

Doctors all over the are reportedly prescribing a “big bag of cans with the lads” as a treatment for all major illnesses. The new “wonder treatment” has seen an almost one hundred

The world’s first ever cannabis hospital is set to open in Amsterdam later this year, it has emerged. The hospital will not only be the first to exclusively use cannabis products to

A four year old hipster is reportedly feeling extra smug after catching chickenpox before any of his friends. Lance Buchail O’Connor-Downes is reportedly feeling “icky but happy” and can’t wait until he

In damaging news to the international techno community, it has been announced that all production of industrial techno will be moved to China later this year. The devastating news has come as

According to the latest research, people who perform the instantly regrettable dance move, the dab, in public are more than likely cunts. The dab, which is the equivalent of sniffing your own

In a move that is being heralded as the “sliced bread of medicine”, doctors have started using ketamine to treat ketamine addiction. After a “major breakthrough” at a shady research facility in