Mikey Mooguire

A leaked Christmas trailer for Eastenders hints at the popular streaming platform Soundcloud being killed off in an emotional Boxing Day farewell episode. The special Christmas trailer sees Soundcloud take a turn

A young DJ has been jailed for 18 months for the butchering of ‘basically every mix he has ever attempted.’ DJ Snapchat, a 24-year-old disk jockey from Swindon, was arrested at his

Kidnap, psychological torture and sexual abuse enthusiasts R Kelly & Joseph Fritzl have today announced an upcoming musical collaboration aptly entitled “Trapped In The Basement”, a record both men claim comes directly

Footballing clothes-horse David Beckham has announced that he has successfully porked Posh Spice for a 5th time, marking the occasion with a child to be named “Behind Ocean Beach”. “I’m delighted to

A South London-based drug dealing cartel have announced a collaboration with restaurant chain Burger King that will see all Burger King pills sold in the South London area come with chips and