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In a strict anti-heart hand clampdown the organisers of Ultra festival have been ejecting practitioners of the popular pithy gesture and denying them re-entry to the festival grounds. All people attending the

In a controversial move the government today announced an ambitious plan to provide septum replacement surgery for cocaine addicts who have eroded the soft tissue of their nose through years of drug

Research released today showed that in spite of you trying your best to hide it, everybody that you work with is fully aware that you were out partying for a heavy night

A jealous girlfriend has sensationally chopped off her DJ boyfriend’s penis after becoming enraged at the young producer’s relationship with his new Korg synthesizer. “He’s always playing with it, stroking it gently

Tasty little number from Mr. Ben Pearce….enjoy! [embedvideo id=”-_bl66mj9fA” website=”youtube”]

A young DJ/producer has today spoken about his anguish after his father stole his decks before becoming a DJ himself and sleeping with his 22 year old girlfriend. Twenty-four year old James

A lawsuit was filed this week against prominent electronic musician Moby amid accusations that the 48 year old performer had been stealing urine samples and drinking them. Moby is suspected to have

Newly separated Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is reportedly “frothing at the mouth” at the prospect of sinking his “teeth into the delicious meaty pocket of a Findus Crispy Pancake” following his breakup

A batch of green ecstasy tablets have been recalled today following reports in Denmark claiming that they have been known to produce unexpected side effects ranging from “smashing things, pumping your chest

News has emerged today that the planned annual Miami Winter Music Conference has been cancelled for next year due a combination of low attendance figures at this year’s event and complaints from