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The 80’s. A momumental shit stain on the rear end of the 20th century. A skid-mark on the face of this beautiful world we live in. A coke fuelled, Reagonomic nightmare which

Former Eastenders character, ‘Nasty’ Nick Cotton, is set for a spectacular comeback into public life as a deep house DJ. Cotton, played by actor John Altman, was recently killed off as a

A young stoner who took it upon himself to brazenly pass the spliff he was smoking to the right instead of the left was beaten up and kicked out of a party

A recent Boiler Room streamed directly from a doctor’s waiting room has been unanimously described as “the most riveting one yet” by commentators and bloggers alike. Describing it as an innovative “tour-de-force”

Legendary Berlin institution Berghain, favoured hang out of moustache models, people dressed like undertakers and Felix Da Housecat, is set to close its doors for a full weekend due to a clash

A drunken Irish man has categorically “ruined Mother’s day” for his mother by accidentally sending her a Snapchat of his erect penis. Father of three, Mark Malloy, made the fatal error early

A Miami Police Department official has today revealed that they are on red alert ahead of this weekend’s Ultra Music Festival after Hardwell threatened to disrupt the event. Phil Di Amasco, a

A local DJ has been arrested following a police investigation into reports that he headbutted a man on stage during a recent DJ set. The DJ, named as Brendan Carter, was said

A study released by MIT today which analysed the effects of ketamine on the human brain has concluded that the popular horse anaesthetic “bends space-time” and “could make time travel possible”. The

A teenager who took ten tablets of ecstasy at once and is currently fighting for his life in a local intensive care unit has been roundly praised and acknowledged as a “legend”