Nathon Woodhead

It has been confirmed that a girl who took ecstasy before going for a run found herself 137 miles from home. Twenty one year old Sarah Johnson from Birmingham, England, who is

It has been reported that local chavs up and down the country have simultaneously removed their tops and cracked open cans of beer as the UK sees its first glimpse of summer

It has been revealed that a non-raver who attended her first rave last weekend had a “shit time” because she thought the same song had been playing for eight hours. Twenty four

A recent study has revealed that masculinity amongst modern-day men is now measured by how hot they have their Nandos. The study, conducted by the University of London in conjunction with The

It has been confirmed that Sven Väth will be responsible for creating the soundtrack to Disney’s remake of Beauty and the Beast, which is due for release in 2017. Despite being somewhat

House music’s most famous vocalist, Robin S., has announced she is to divorce her husband claiming he has failed to “show her love”. The fifty three year old singer-songwriter, who is responsible

Dutch EDM poster boy Martin Garrix is believed to be “flattered” and “thrilled” after he allegedly received a Valentine’s Day card from former Lostprofits front man, turned convicted sex offender, Ian Watkins.

It has been reported that a man who has recently become single is looking forward to a “Pot Noodle and a wank” this Valentine’s Day. Thrity two year old Scott Day from

Official stats from the Department of Health have revealed that 143% of new gym members have given up now that it’s February. The documentation confirms that over seven million people in the