Christopher Columbus Discovers Good Tech House Track
“Tech House is fucking WANK!” Christopher Columbus told Wunderground earlier today. “I’ve been dead hundreds of years, and nothing – NOTHING – has ever made me feel as dead inside as some
Kellogs Giving Away Free Tech House Tracks Inside Boxes Of Cornflakes
Kellogs are set to give away free tech house tracks in all boxes of Cornflakes during the month of October. The world’s largest breakfast cereal producer confirmed the offer earlier today and
Tech House DJ Running Out Of Places To Get Shit Tattoos
A tech house DJ is said to be considering his options after revealing that he is very close to running out of space on his body for his shit tattoo collection. Max
Doctors Confirm That Being A Tech House Fan May Be Hereditary
Doctors have confirmed that being a tech house fan could be caused by a hereditary shit taste in music. According to research, over half of tech house fans come from families with
Man’s Head Swells To Size Of Beach Ball After Suffering Allergic Reaction To Tech House
A man’s head has reportedly swollen to the size of a beach ball after suffering a severe allergic reaction to tech house. James Swann, a thirty-three-year-old trance fan, believes he was exposed