Man Installing 5G Tower Admits It Was Suicide
A man who installed a local 5G tower has admitted it was an act of suicide. Hans Burn, a network logistics operator with the New World Order has admitted to installing a
R Kelly & 5G Are Forming An Evil Supergroup
R&B crooner and kidnap enthusiast, R Kelly, has announced that has recorded his 18th studio album, entitled ‘Lets Get Evil.’ The album is a 14-track collaboration with a 5G tower named Eddy
Man Driving 3 Litre Jeep To Festival Definitely Won’t Leave His Tent Behind
A man who plans on driving a three-litre jeep to a festival this weekend is adamant that he will be taking his tent home with him at the end. Peter Wade, whose
DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw
A superstar DJ who has taken over three hundred flights in the last year has been left outraged after a bartender tried to serve him a drink with a plastic straw. The
Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever
A man who refuses to throw glass bottles in the bin is happy enough to just let them build up in his kitchen forever. Andrew Spratz, known locally as a bit of