A DJ, who is also a spokesperson for a Tourette’s awareness group, has wowed his audience by claiming “cunt piss-flaps wanker dick head” during a recent talk about the condition.
Speaking to a full room, Danny Holden, aka DJ Holden Brown, spoke openly about his life with Tourette’s, interspersed with random curse words, or tics as they’re more commonly known.
“People think that Tourette’s is all a big laugh and often like to say things like ‘my Dad swear a lot he probably has Tourette’s too’,” Holden explained. “But it’s actually – FANNY BASHER – a very serious condition that can have a really negative effect on someone’s life – YOUR GRANNY’S A LESBIAN.”
“When you spend all day having tics and screaming random swear words – FUCK ‘ER IN THE ARSE – it sometimes feels like people look at you and all they see is Tourette’s,” he openly shared. “It’s like they fail to see the person behind the tics – BIG ROUND TITTIES – which can really be quite frustrating.”
“We’re traveling around the country – DICK HEAD CUNT – trying to raise awareness about the condition and show people that underneath all of the swearing – FUCKING CUM GUZZLER – we’re all normal everyday people,” continued Holden. “We’re DJs, chefs, postmen – WANKER – and bus drivers.”
According to Anne Smith, who attended the Tourette’s awareness event, Mr Holden’s words were “heartwarming” and opened her eyes to the plight of Tourette’s sufferers.
“I’ll be perfectly honest, I never really believed that Tourette’s was an actual thing before today,” she admitted. “I always thought it was just people like Gordon Ramsey who like to swear a lot, just for the sake of it, but after listening to that lovely fella talk, I’ve completely changed my opinion. I really appreciate the compliment he gave me about my tits too, they are big and round and it’s nice to have them acknowledged.”
According to statistics, about one percent of the world’s population is actually affected by Tourette’s, while the other ninety-nine percent of people on the planet show symptoms of Tourette’s when they drop things, lose stuff or get bad news.
