elrow has reportedly agreed a deal to buy the giant inflatable baby Donald Trump used in the recent London protests for a staggering €1.6 million.
Juan Enrique, an elrow spokesperson, claims the club brand is “delighted” with their latest acquisition and plan to send it all over the world as they bring their show to the four corners of the globe.
“Anyone who has ever been to an elrow party will have noticed two things,” claimed Juan Enrique, an elrow employee. “Firstly, we love to have fun and don’t take life too seriously and, secondly, we abso-fucking-lutely love inflatables. The giant baby Donald Trump fits perfectly with our ethos and I can see it becoming a big part of our upcoming shows.”
“It really is a beautifully crafted inflatable, a true piece of modern manufacturing mastery,” continued Juan. “And while it seems like a travesty to change it at all we will have to make some slight alterations to help give it that authentic elrow feel.” “
“We’re going to make it so it shoots little small inflatable turds out of its mouth and little small inflatable political policies out of its ass. This will both give it an extra element of humour while also making it a bit more realistic.”
elrow fans all over the world have been celebrating the brands latest edition, “At first I was like ‘what the fuck?’ but then I was like ‘that’s brilliant’. Just when you think things can’t get any more weird and wonderful, elrow go and pull this out of the bag. Bravo!”
“That’s the best thing about elrow, isn’t it?” the fan added. “You never know what you’re going to get, it could be a guerrilla, a giraffe, some sort of goblin or a baby version of a world leader. That’s why we all love it so much.”
According to experts, while the inflatable Trump is quite realistic and anatomically correct, the real Trump contains far more hot air.
