Wundergroundmusic.com gives you a roundup of all the best stories from the last 24 hours to help distract you even more on a Friday afternoon….
1. Irish Clubbers Heartbroken To Only Have 2nd Highest Rate Of Binge Drinking In The World: In a World Health Organisation survey conducted this week it emerged that Ireland has the second highest levels of binge drinking in the world.
2. Seven People Drown Trying To Get High From Cocaine Laced Tap Water: A number of people have sadly lost their lives today after they drowned on tap water they believed to be laced with the popular narcotic, cocaine…
3. Men Who Correct Your Grammar Online “A Bunch Sexy Bastards”: It has emerged today that grammar pendants who constantly correct people’s grammar online are a “bunch of sexy bastards”
4. BREAKING NEWS: Everybody Set To Grow Hipster Beards: It has emerged today that the entire human population is said to grow fashionable beards on their faces, by this winter…
5. Psytrance To Replace Sirens In All Car Alarms By 2020: Car manufacturers and analysts have decided to embark on a programme which will see the traditional car alarm siren being replaced by psytrance music.
6. “Molly” Is Most Popular Baby Name Among Ecstasy Using Teen Mums: In the United States, a direct correlation has been found between the resurgent popularity of naming your child Molly, and the recent explosion of dance music and drug culture.
