The music industry has gone into complete meltdown following accusations of plagiarism made against UK DJ and producer, Hannah Wants.
Thirty year old, Wants, is said to have committed the “biggest betrayal music has ever witnessed” by copying Boddika’s track ‘Mercy’, and passing it off as her own work. One music critic described her actions as “worse than the time Judas planted that kiss on the cheek of Jesus Christ”.
“How dare she do this to poor Boddika and Joy” shouted aggressive twenty year old house music fanatic, Boris Werner; who happened to be holding a pitchfork, leading a pack of three hundred men brandishing torches looking to burn Wants at the stake.
“We always presumed she was evil; definitely capable of witchcraft and this proves it” continued Boris. “You can just tell she’s a she’s bad to the core, with that jet black hair and those devil markings in her face. I even saw her on a broomstick flying across Birmingham city centre once. I was on acid at the time but I know what I saw.”
Wunderground approached Hannah Wants for her response to the accusations; “What’s the problem? All house music sounds the same anyway, doesn’t it?” laughed Wants. “I’ve never even set foot in a studio so couldn’t begin to imagine the process of making one of those track thingys. At the end of the day, my management give me clear instructions of what to do when I’m working. Walk onstage, press play, throw my hands up every fifteen to twenty minutes, press stop once two hours has passed, clap, walk off stage, take credit.”
“Anything other that is not of my concern” continued Wants. “I suggest you take up your issues with that Chris Lorenzo bloke whom I’ve heard lots about. I’ve never met him personally but heard he put me on the map. When you see him, send him my regards.”
