“I Can Make A Bong Out Of Pretty Much Anything” Claims Stoner

A creative young stoner today astounded the world of weed smoking and his assembled friends when he made the claim that he had the ability to “make a bong out of pretty much anything”.

“Yep, pretty much any household item can be used a bong,” explained Bradley Wainthrop, a 19 year old media student, while passing to the left. “There’s the classics like the apple, the tin can or the pen. As well as the variety of bongs that can be made simply using empty plastic bottles and water.”

Bradley admitted that the secret to successful homemade bong manufacture is “being stoned enough to potter around with stuff” for several uninterrupted hours and that anyone attempting to make a homemade bong “should be creative and think outside the box by using things you wouldn’t normally think of like pet cats, old socks and the toilet”.

“Basically my credos is, if you can suck air through it, you can smoke it,” continued Bradley wisely. “Always have a lighter handy to burn holes through shit and some tinfoil for gauze, but again don’t be afraid to be creative and use bits of old sieve or colander.”

“Foodstuffs are great like the apple, because you can eat it afterwards,” demonstrated Bradley by eating a cored out apple he’d smoked early. “As you can see this bong I’m smoking now is made from a French baguette. I’ll eat it later with some cream cheese and salmon. And it’ll be delicious.”

“I’ve made some pretty crazy bongs in my time,” concluded Bradley. “I’ve made bongs out of an old shoe, the exhaust of a Toyota Camry, an ice sculpture and a glass bong that I sellotaped onto another, smaller bong.”