Leaked DJ Hardwell Rider Reveals Weird Requests Including Japanese Sex Doll

The disgruntled tour manager of DJ Mag winner, Hardwell, has sensationally released the Dutch DJ’s rider, which you can scroll down to view, from his current batch of shows around the world.

Robert Snel, who has worked with Hardwell for years, claims that he decided to leak the rider in an effort to show the world how out of control Hardwell’s behaviour had become in the hopes that the world’s number one DJ would seek professional help.

“I just want to say that Hardwell is one of my best friends and I’m only coming forward and releasing the rider so that my friend can get the help he desperately needs,” wept Mr. Snel in an exclusive interview with Wunderground. “I think if people see the rider then they’ll be able to scratch the surface of Hardwell’s current mental state and realise, as I have, that the man needs professional care.”

According to Mr. Snel, Hardwell, is increasingly paranoid about contracting an illness through human interaction because he mistakenly believes that everyone is out to make him fall sick so that he misses out on the DJ Mag Top 100 spot next year.

“Well you’ve seen the rider, it’s anti-bacterial this and sterilise that,” explained Mr. Snel. “Anything that his body comes into the slightest contact with has to be sterilised before he touches it. I’ve sterilised bathrooms, cutlery and even my own hair. If his fingers touch it then it’s got to be sterilised. Although weirdly he never asks for the actual DJing equipment to be sterilised.”

“I thought it was just a kooky obsession at first,” continued Mr. Snel. “But when he started requesting that nobody make eye contact with him because they’re trying to ‘pollute his essence’ I knew things were going a bit weird.”

“That was the first of a few signs that he wasn’t well in the head,” he continued. “Another sign was when I walked into his hotel room one afternoon to find four jars of urine lining the wall. There was also a glass of urine on the bedside locker with ice cubes, a little umbrella and a straw in it. I think he had been drinking his own piss.”

“The biggest warning sign that he was mentally troubled was the night I walked in on him in his hotel room,” recounted Mr. Snel. “He was completely naked except for some condoms on his hands, and feet. He was lying on the ground writhing in a thick coating of anti-bacterial hand soap and hissing softly to himself over and over again the phrase ‘so fresh, so clean.’ I snapped him out of it and demanded that he see someone,” wept Mr. Snel. “That was when he bought the Japanese sex doll.”

Mr. Snel claims that Hardwell has become completely reclusive to the outside world to the point where the only human contact he has between shows is through Mr. Snel, preferring to spend time with an anamatronic Japanese sex doll named Cher.

“When he bought Cher I knew that was the breaking point. The other stuff you could turn a blind eye to but when your boss, and one of the world’s most well known DJs, is having noisy sex with what is essentially a synthetic, skin-covered, robot from Japan – then you’ve got to draw the line.”

“When I confronted him about Cher he was very calm and articulate in defending her,” continued Mr. Snel. “He claimed that women were carriers of disease and he couldn’t trust them. I remember he said something like ‘I can’t spray anti-bacterial soap into a real woman’s vagina before and after sex can I? But with Cher, I’ll never have to get dirty again.’ It was pretty messed up.”

“So for the last 6 months Cher has been the centre of his world, travelling everywhere with him in his flight case. They watch TV together, he tells her jokes, he said he’s planning to introduce her to his parents once the tour ends,” explained a bemused Mr. Snel. “I’ve seen him have a one way conversation with the robot even though it’s only programmed to say a few phrases. He claims that she says a lot more but only to him, and only inside his own head.”

“I’ve actually heard them having sex. Or rather, I’ve heard him having sex with it. He’s programmed it to say that phrase ‘Go Hardwell or go home’ over and over again during the act. I think hearing that phrase helps him maintain an erection.”

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Hardwell responded to the rider leak and strange allegations in indignant fashion. “I deny nothing because I have nothing to be ashamed of,” asserted the DJ. “It’s far healthier for me to live clean and pure with Cher as opposed to having relations with other women. Have you seen the sweaty mongs at my EDM shows? Their vaginas must be like a slip and slide composed of sweat and piss. Why would I want to get with that?”

“There’s nothing wrong with drinking your own piss,” he concluded. “I’ve been either consuming, burying or hermetically sealing all of my bodily effluent for years. If I didn’t do that then how am I supposed to stop people from stealing my soul?”

View the Rider below. More on this troubling case as we have it.