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P Diddy Changes Name To Techno Tit

American music mogul P Diddy has announced that he is set to change his name, for the six hundred and fifty seventh time, to Techno Tit.

Diddy, real name Sean Combs, believes that his new alias will be a more realistic reflection of his current musical preference.

Wunderground caught up with the rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, actor and entrepreneur earlier today, “People are always asking me about my name changes,” he told us. “They think I keep changing because I get bored easily or I don’t feel like I have a true identity but it’s neither of those things. It’s far more simple than that.”

“I might be a super talented recording artist but, first and foremost, I’m a businessman,” continued Combs. “So, naturally, I draw inspiration from the business world and try to emulate what I see some of the companies I really look up to doing. For me, there have been two major moments in living memory in the business world, one of those was when Marathon changed to Snickers and the other was when Opal Fruits changed to Starburst.”

“That’s the kind of hype I want to create around me and my businesses and that’s why I change my name thirty or forty times every year,” explained Combs. “The only problem with having to come up with a new name three or four times a month is that it becomes quite difficult to keep thinking of new ones so, sometimes, I let my current mood or tastes dictate what my name might be.”

“That’s how I came up with the name Techno Tit,” revealed the superstar. “Techno is the one sound that I’m really into at the moment and who doesn’t love tits, it seems like the perfect name to showcase what I’m currently all about. I like it so much that I could end up keeping it, for at least three weeks.”

According to sources, Combs was already considering changing his name to Tech House Diddy, moments after announcing himself as Techno Tit, after discovering some major discrepancies in Beatport’s genre classification.

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