A leading World War II historian claims to have uncovered a major flaw in modern historical teaching by suggesting that Schindler’s list was actually a document outlining exactly what Adolf Hitler owed for coke.
Until now, Oskar Schindler has been seen as the one and only shining light from within the Nazi Party and has been credited with saving the lives of twelve hundred Jews during the Holocaust by putting them to work in his enamelware and ammunitions factories. However, if recent reports are true, Schindler may have actually been a drug dealer to the Third Reich’s hierarchy.
Paul Patten, of Cornell University, claims that evidence connecting Schindler to a number of Colombian cocaine plantations during the 1940s has recently come to light and could reveal the truth behind his list.
“Oskar Schindler was, above all else, a very shrewd businessman who knew how to exploit his environment to optimise profits,” explained Patten during a chat with Wunderground earlier. “He definitely saw the value in human life and, despite what was actually on his list, there is no disputing the lives he saved during the Second World War.”
“If we believe what we’ve been told up until now, Schindler’s list was a document containing the names of twelve hundred Jews who were to be moved to his factory in Brünnlitz in 1944,” continued Patten. “But, in light of recent discoveries, it seems far more likely that Schindler memorised these names and his list was actually a detailed account of all of the gear Hitler got off him on tic during the War.”
“It’s no secret that Hitler was a total coke head and it is also well known that he never carried cash,” claimed the historian. “We believe that he started off by swapping Schindler large military contracts in exchange for coke but, as the war wore on, he eventually ran out of contracts and had accumulated a significant bill, which would explain why Schindler had so much influence over the SS.”
“It seems that it wasn’t just Hitler that was fond of a bit of beak during the early 1940s either,” he added. “Goebbels, Göring, Rommel, Himmler and a number of other prominent figures from within the Nazi Party and the SS are all believed to have been on Schindler’s list, most of whom went into hiding after the war ended in 1945.”
If Patten’s claims are true, Hitler may have owed Schindler approx four million Deutschmarks, a thousand year exclusivity rights to the Third Reich’s enamel industry and half of Poland by the end of the war.
