London’s Metropolitan Police Service have seized a massive haul of popular party drug ketamine in what officers are describing as the “biggest bust of the year”.
The discovery with an estimated street value of £2.5 million, that police officers massively inflated to seem important, was made by veteran sniffer dog, Petey, after police acted on a warrant to search a warehouse in the Croyden area.
Initial reports indicate that Petey was left “a bit wobbly” after locating the drugs. Bobby Pigington of the Metropolitan Police explained, “Petey’s one of the finest sniffer dogs the force has ever seen, his record is exemplary and he has been a model professional throughout his service, only once having tried to hump my leg.”
“Our dogs are trained to sit when they make a discovery and initially that’s what Petey done today,” explained the copper, “but after a few seconds he stood up and started wobbling on his feet before walking into a corner and putting his head between his paws and staring at the ground for about fifteen minutes.”
“We weren’t really sure if he’d actually found drugs or not because he was sending us mixed signals,” continued Mr. Pigington. “So we encouraged him to go back and have another sniff, this time giving us clear indication that he had found drugs by sitting for a prolonged period, while looking at us through one open eye.”
“I’m no expert in doggy facial expressions but I could have nearly sworn he was smiling which I can only put down to him being really pleased to be getting all those drugs off the street,” he added.
Unconfirmed reports suggest that Petey has confided in Queeny, his bitch, since his experience with ketamine, indicating that he may have taken the wrong career path and questioning everything he knows about the make up of space and time.
