In possibly her most challenging role to date, Jennifer Aniston, has been cast to play French EDM superstar David Guetta in a movie about the DJ’s life.
Guetta has enjoyed an astronomical rise to fame from a young Paris street urchin, hustling unsuspecting johns in the underground bathrooms of the Paris Metro, to one of the world’s most prevalent EDM stars and internationally renowned pop producer.
According to movie director Michael Bay, Guetta’s success is in no small part thanks to his flowing mane of painstakingly maintained golden hair and the only other person in the entire entertainment industry capable of playing the DJ’s part convincingly is Jennifer Aniston.
“You can’t make a movie about the life and times of David Guetta without focusing primarily on that exquisite hair,” explained Bay at a press conference earlier. “We were going to go with Channing Tatum and use CGI for the hair but that just wouldn’t have done the hairdo justice.”
“So we looked for the best hair in Hollywood and found Rachel from Friends instead, it’s a match made in heaven.”
David Guetta, who is working as a producer on the movie, has yet to comment on Aniston’s casting, choosing to stare blankly into the distance while pretending to be a person instead.
Aniston, who is currently holidaying in The Bahamas, is believed to be “extremely excited but slightly nervous” about the role and has reportedly booked herself in for an intensive one hour DJing crash course to get herself up to Guetta’s speed behind the decks.
Production on the movie, titled Why Always Me?: The David Guetta Story, is set to begin this summer.
this is a joke, right
This is a spoof site. Please tell me you know this. No one is THAT dumb surely.
Wow, she looks a lot like Angelina Jolie!
Okay for a second there I was convinced this was actually a legitimate news story lol* Then the tell-tale signs that this was a *wink nod* parody article became obvious: one-hour DJing crash course, pretending to be a person, etc, etc….obviously a fake story :p but still hilarious