A man leaving the toilet, having had his hands dried by the toilet attendant, is reportedly only pretending when he claims that he’ll “get him the next time” after failing to leave a tip.
Sources claim that the man, 27-year-old Sam Blakewell, is insisting that he has no change on him and patting his pockets as if to indicate he’s smashed and hasn’t a spare quid to throw in the tray.
“I’m pretty sure that he has money though,” claimed one witness, “he’s out in a nightclub so surely if he has money to buy drinks and probably drugs then he has some spare change to give to the guy.”
“He used the aftershave as well and then just patted his jeans and muttered ‘I’ll get you next time buddy, yeah’ before walking out,” he added, “but he definitely won’t get him next time.”
“I actually think he was in doing bumps in the cubicle,” continued the witness. “I could hear keys moving and a snorting sound. You could tell he was trying to mask the sound by coughing loudly but I could still tell what he was doing.”
The witness claimed that Sam left the cubicle without flushing the toilet and washed his hands only on the pretence that he had been taking a poo.
“He’s playing with fire for sure, if he doesn’t tip the attendant then, rather than just thinking he’s a tight arsehole, the attendant will be well within his rights to have him kicked out instead of turning a blind eye to Sam’s taking drugs which the attendant would definitely do if he tipped him,” he concluded. “The very least he could do is just not give him a lollypop or a squirt of Tommy Hilfinger.”
