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July 23, 2015
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Shufflers Join Rapists, Racists, Paedophiles And Politicians In World’s Top Five Most Hated Groups Of People

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Dance floor show offs, also known as shufflers, have unsurprisingly broke into the top five of the world’s most hated groups of people.

The limb-flailing morons beat off stiff competition from terrorists to take their place in the top five nestling comfortably behind rapists, racists, paedophiles and the lists’ long time leader, politicians.

Wunderground spoke to shuffler and public hate figure Jordan Spasfoot about the status of his kin, “I personally don’t understand why everybody hates us, I think we’re really cool and way better at dancing than nearly everyone but I guess it’s just a classic case of haters hating. Whatevs!”

“Sure, we might occasionally punch or kick people by accident or knock drinks over but that hardly makes us worse than terrorists, some of those Muslim lads aren’t even allowed to dance so we’re definitely better than them,” argued Jordan, who wears a snapback cap slightly to the left and hangs a green bandana from his back right pocket, in a style that is commonly known as cunt-chic. “People are just well jell because our moves are so good. It’s pathetic.”

Normal person Gary Kent also spoke to Wunderground about shufflers’ new found notoriety, “Oh yeah, I’m not surprised by that at all. They’re definitely not as bad as politicians but they’re easily worse than racists and rapists and it’s a close call between them and paedophiles in my opinion.”

“Nobody wants to watch some jumped up little shit taking up the space of twenty people on the dance floor,” continued Gary. “They basically look like they’re being tasered and having a fit at the same time. If I wanted to see something like that I’d bring my mate epileptic Jimmy down to the local electric fence, but I don’t, nobody does.”

According to experts, some of the things people really hate about shufflers include their cockiness, Nike Huaraches, youthfulness and the word “innit”.

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