The Renegade Master has been banned once again from his local nightclub for repeated ill behaviour over the course of last weekend.
After a hiatus from nightclubs for a number of years, there were a number of reported sightingings of the, self-named, “Renegade Master” in a Milton Keynes’ nightclub on Friday evening.
Seen by many local residents as the “town clown” and a “pathetic excuse of a man”, the forty two year old was once known as a club socialite and heavy purveyor of the “big beat” music genre.
After spending one night in London in the late nineties and hearing Fatboy Slim’s old-skool mix of the late Roger McKenzie track Renegade Master, he felt inspired to change his name and pursue a lifestyle that would see him fit seamlessly into the stadium big-beat crowds that opposed dancing for jumping and spraying warm lager over the top of heavy breakbeats and synth loops.
The Renegade Master is also on record telling over one hundred people that he “lives for the big-beat, always in search of the next one,” at a 1999 Basement Jaxx concert.
With big-beat’s popularity waning at the turn of the century, the Renegade Master began to annoy crowds in his hometown, where every club night he turned up to would involve him repeatedly requesting the same Prodigy and Chemical Brothers anthems to chant and mosh to in a sweaty, unwashed GioGoi t-shirt.
Recent sightings of him are believed to be linked with a possible mistaken identity between big-beat and EDM.
Rob, a Milton Keynes doorman, was one of the people to have spotted him on Friday, “He came into the club with the same glint in his eye that Rockerfeller Skank used to give him. It must have been Fatboy Slim’s Eat Sleep Rave Repeat that attracted him here but, of course, we all know what a shocking downgraded piece of music that is, it’s safe to say it didn’t take him long to realise either.”
The Renegade Master descended into what witnesses describe as ‘a fit of rage’ after discovering that his idol, Fatboy Slim, had resorted to making trashy EDM.
Charlotte, who was also on the dancefloor that night and confesses to Eat Sleep Rave Repeat being her “fav’ dance song”, said she was “terrified by the sight of a glazed eyed forty two year old man marching around the dancefloor chanting ‘back once again with the ill behaviour, power to the people’”.
Now barred from all clubs in his area for a second spell, The Renegade Master is undergoing counselling as he comes to terms with the reality of successful DJs and producers having to cross over to new genres at the risk of making substandard music in order to maintain successful careers.
