A twenty one year old boy from Berkshire, England, is said to have been left “baffled” and “bewildered” after buying a gram of cocaine at a festival which turned out to be baking powder.
Apprentice car engineer, Jack Smith, was attending his very first festival when he built up what he described as a “great rapport” with a random man in a tent while they shared their mutual love for the Martinez Brother.
“Their set was sick and I was loving life but felt a bit lagging after too many beers so needed a livener,” announced Jack. “The bloke next to me said he would do me a gram of charlie for fifty quid and that it was pukka stuff.”
“He guaranteed it was the real deal and would blow my head off. I offered him a cheeky one but his phone rang and he had to go and meet his mates before I opened the wrap. By the time I done a bit, I realised it was fake. I was gutted. I genuinely though this fella was safe as. We had spoken a couple of times during the day when he was walking around saying ‘pills, coke, mandy, pills, coke, mandy, pills, coke, mandy’ and I was like, yeah I love all those things too, bro.”
Wunderground caught up with Jack’s friend Danny, who told us what really happened, “Jack is such a prick,” laughed Danny. “We told him not to buy any drugs from anybody walking through the crowd at one hundred miles per hour, as those are the cunts who stitch you up. Did he listen? Did he fuck. He thought this bloke was his mate. All this dealer did was shuffle up next to him, ask where he’s from and if he’s going Ibiza this summer. That was it, Jack thought they were pals. Fifty notes later and he’s almost in tears at being done over. Hilarious, mate. To think Jack tried to add him on Facebook too.”
It has been confirmed that nobody knows if Jack was sadder about losing out on fifty pounds, or the emotional distress of learning the dealer wasn’t his real friend after all.
