The latest news coming from the depths of Africa has confirmed that the legendary character Tarzan is now the continent’s biggest jungle DJ.
Tarzan, real name John Clayton, is said to be “spearheading Africa’s jungle renaissance” after a series of “wild” treetop parties earlier this summer.
“Tarzan is the fucking man,” claimed close friend Mowgli. “Ever since he rejected civilisation the jungle has been really going off. Just last week he threw the sickest tribal house party I’ve ever been to, honestly mate, Tarzan’s the best thing that’s ever happened to the jungle.”
Wunderground spoke to Tarzan earlier this week, “When I went back to England I just couldn’t find a vibe that I was really into. When, like me, you’ve been raised on Jungle it’s just really hard to get into the more mainstream branches of dance music. I tried all of the clubs in England, Ministry of Sound, Fabric, Mint, Snakeys but none of them were doing it for me at all so I decided to pack up and move back to the jungle.”
“My whole life I’ve been a jungle resident and I just wasn’t able to make the crossover,” continued Tarzan. “It’s not that I’ve got anything against western society, I just like playing and hanging out with Jane in the jungle, we’re swingers and there’s a bit of stigma attached to that in England but not here in the jungle, probably because it’s so massive.”
“I like the peace and quiet too,” he revealed. “Now that I’m a movie star it’s really hard to walk around a city without getting hassled and asked for autographs and photos but that doesn’t happen in the jungle because, generally speaking, wild animals don’t go to the cinema or watch films.”
According to reports, Tarzan will not be cutting himself off from the civilized world entirely, with a number of gigs at the Zoo Project, Ibiza, confirmed for August.
