Vaping is becoming an international craze, people are using it for fun, competitive vaping and even to do ridiculous things like this guy.
A man who vaped a Carolina Reaper, the world’s hottest chili pepper, has been declared “a total fucking moron” by the entire world.
The man, who is too stupid to name, was left gasping for air after vaping just a small portion of the Carolina Reaper, known in the spice world as “The Devil’s Testicle”.
“Yeah I seen the video of that guy vaping one of those extra hot chilis,” claimed thirty two year old Adam Spencer from Manchester, England. “He’s a fucking idiot. What did he think was going to happen? I wouldn’t even touch one of them, let alone vape the fucking thing. Has he never heard of pepper spray or mustard gas? That stuff will do proper damage to you. The daft cunt.”
Reports suggest that the man was in need of medical attention after the incident, however, being the “dumb cunt” that he is, decided to treat himself by vaping ice, which he believed was “the opposite of a chili pepper”.
“He tried to vape ice,” confirmed an acquaintance of the idiot, who quickly pointed out that they weren’t friends, they just lived close to each other. “Unfortunately for him, he didn’t realise that in order to vape something it has to heated up to an extremely high temperature, when ice is heated like that it becomes steam and he ended up vaping boiling hot steam, he was left with third degree burns on his lungs, he was lucky to survive.”
In a shocking turn of events, the idiot who vaped the Carolina Reaper is not the world’s most stupid person, after a number of other “brain dead mongs” copied him, with one “single brain-celled troglobite” choosing to smoke the pepper.
“People these days are worried about economics, terrorists, pollution and politics,” claimed one witness. “Not me, I’m worried about these morons. When stupidity levels can reach the heights we’re seeing here the future can’t be good for the human race.”
In related news, Carolina Reaper sales are up almost two hundred percent on this time last year, causing massive celebrations and “spicy bumholes” along the Eastern Seaboard.
