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British singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran has sensationally revealed that he is an ISIS sympathiser, during an interview where he categorically denied the Holocaust, but it’s alright because he’s a total darling. Sheeran, who

Martin Garrix has sent shockwaves through the entire music industry after revealing that he has built his very own custom superclub, in Minecraft. The superclub, which he has named Martin’s Superclub, is

Washed up Dutch trance veteran Armin van Buuren was reportedly overheard telling people that he was Armand Van Helden in a New York restaurant earlier this week. According to witnesses, van Buuren

In a surprising turn of events, French cheese connoisseur David Guetta was today voted the most influential woman in the music industry. Guetta, regarded by many as the human equivalent of a

An English teenager has decided to take up drug dealing as an excuse to buy a brand new Nokia 3310 when they are re-released later this year. Nineteen year old Peter Didsbury

American EDM duo The Chainsmokers have caused ripples in the world of popular proverbs by proving, beyond all reasonable doubt, that turds actually can be polished. The duo, consisting of Alex Pall

Scotland’s human equivalent of a piss flavoured milkshake, Calvin Harris, has reportedly been inquiring into whether or not it is possible to sell out a second time. According to reports, Harris, who

Ten Walls has responded to critics, who claim his debut album, Queen, is nothing more than a shameless marketing stunt engineered to save his career following his infamous homophobic rant in 2015,

A leading World War II historian claims to have uncovered a major flaw in modern historical teaching by suggesting that Schindler’s list was actually a document outlining exactly what Adolf Hitler owed

In a strange turn of events, ISIS, the world’s fourth biggest terrorist organisation, behind the American armed forces, the American police force and the American government, have announced that they are to