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A local DJ has convinced himself, and his tiny fan base, that he singlehandedly revolutionised the music industry by inventing dance music. Geoffrey O’Dwyer, who DJs under the name GOD, plays a

Clubbers all over the world have today been expressing their excitement at the prospect of being refused entry to Berghain’s new floor. Peter Price, an Irishman who has been refused entry to

Boris Johnson recently claimed that he had made the biggest mistake since Brexit after sniffing a massive line of ketamine that he thought was cocaine. According to Prime Minister Theresa May, Johnson

Maya Jane Coles is set to be immortalised in world of video games after it was announced that she will be starring as a character in the upcoming Mortal Kombat game. Coles,

A rare all black chicken has reportedly been offered a full season residency at Ibiza powerhouse club night Circoloco in DC10 this summer. The chicken, known to his friends as Jeff Beak,

An English bloke is suffering from a severe case of jetlag after spending two entire days on the session. Jason Gorman, an HGV operator, started his “session journey” straight after work on

Dance music fans over the age of thirty have been left scratching their heads in bewilderment at the plethora of DJs currently saturating the market. John Reilly, a thirty four year old

Donald Trump has responded to Four Tet’s updated Spotify list by cancelling the Londoner’s American work visa. Four Tet, real name Keiran Hebden, updated his playlist with twenty eight hours of music

A Muslim DJ who was due to travel to America for a series of gigs later this month, but will no longer be allowed to enter the country on account of President