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London based DJ Duke Dumont has been forced to cancel his entire winter tour schedule after a member of the audience fired an “imaginary hadouken” at him during a show in Bristol

Former East 17 pill guzzler Brian Harvey has reportedly unfollowed himself on Facebook after realising he’s “a bit of a dick”. Harvey, best known for looking like a human version of a

A lad who is hosting a party at his house on Christmas night is hoping that three wise men show up with gifts of beer, ket and pills. Andrew Spencer, the party’s

Cheryl Cole has confirmed that Girls Aloud are set to reform and record a techno album early next year. Cole, best known for having her ass covered in a rose tattoo, made

Kim Jong Un has capped another hugely successful year by claiming all one hundred places in all of North Korea’s end of year DJ polls. Following clean sweeps at the North Korean

An angry skinhead has rubbished the popular theory that the front left is the best place to stand in a nightclub, claiming that the far right is a much better place to

Celebrity TV chef and drug aficionado Nigella Lawson has told close friends and relatives that she will be cooking this year’s Christmas ham in coke. Ham basted in Coca Cola has become

A thirty year old man who is planning his tenth attempt at quitting drugs, drinking excessively and living a party lifestyle, as a New Year’s resolution, is hoping that this attempt will

A man who went the entire night without “breaking the seal” has tragically drowned in his own piss. Reports indicate that Michael Murray, from Glasgow, Scotland, drank six pints of lager and

God has taken a break from his son’s birthday party preparation to confirm that he did give bouncers the right to ruin your night. The news comes as little surprise to the