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American cake flinger, and pube beard enthusiast, Steve Aoki has announced that he is to open a DJ school in his hometown, Miami, Florida, early next year. The performer has also revealed

According to Wunderground sources, the taxi driver dropping you off to pick up drugs at five a.m. knows exactly what you’re up to. A recent survey revealed that one hundred percent of

In what is being described as the most unsurprising piece of news of 2016, Dutch cheese connoisseur Tiësto has shocked absolutely nobody by claiming that he wants to be remembered as the

An Irish priest who was caught spiking the Eucharist with ketamine, to give his parishioners a “more spiritual mass”, has been named Priest of the Year at this year’s annual Priest Awards.

A small percentage of Facebook users were left totally underwhelmed today after a local promoter’s “huge announcement” actually turned out to be quite small. Peter Rummidge, owner of Leicester’s last Drum and

X Factor reject Honey G has announced that she is set to “quit the rap game” after being offered a lucrative residency in Amnesia, Ibiza, next summer. G shot into the public

US President elect Donald Trump has vowed to “rid the nation” of Black Friday before the end of his term in office. Speaking passionately to a group of old white men, at

An Irishman has revealed that he is about to start his Christmas drinking “any day now”. Stephen “Steo” O’Reilly, claims that he has been “stocking up on Christmas gargle” since mid July

The worlds of publishing and electronic music were cast into disrepute this morning after a police raid revealed that the Mixmag Lab was being used to cook meth. According to Met Police

A new genre of electronic music, championed by Chilean wreck head Ricardo Villalobos and called “drug Step”, is set to take 2017 by storm, according to music experts. Described as “a bit