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Taxi Driver Knows You’re Picking Up Drugs

According to Wunderground sources, the taxi driver dropping you off to pick up drugs at five a.m. knows exactly what you’re up to. A recent survey revealed that one hundred percent of
December 8, 2016

Honey G Set For Amnesia Residnecy

X Factor reject Honey G has announced that she is set to “quit the rap game” after being offered a lucrative residency in Amnesia, Ibiza, next summer. G shot into the public
December 1, 2016

Donald Trump Vows To Get Rid Of Black Friday

US President elect Donald Trump has vowed to “rid the nation” of Black Friday before the end of his term in office. Speaking passionately to a group of old white men, at
December 1, 2016

Bloke Set To Start Christmas Drinking Any Day Now

An Irishman has revealed that he is about to start his Christmas drinking “any day now”. Stephen “Steo” O’Reilly, claims that he has been “stocking up on Christmas gargle” since mid July
December 1, 2016

Mixmag Lab Being Used To Cook Meth

The worlds of publishing and electronic music were cast into disrepute this morning after a police raid revealed that the Mixmag Lab was being used to cook meth. According to Met Police
November 30, 2016
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