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According to a recent study by Billboard magazine, ninety nine percent of American’s don’t even remember what EDM was, with the one percent exclusively made up of EDM producers, DJs and promoters

A man who claims to have attended the University of Life on his C.V. is surprisingly still unemployed,despite applying for almost two hundred jobs. Twenty nine year old Barry Healy, who has

A man standing at a urinal and pissing out of a ten inch dick has been left angered and outraged after the person next to him assumed his gender. Andrew “Big Andy”

One of the world’s leading evolutionists claims that babies will be born with Instagram filters on their eyes by the year 2050. Gnarles Carwin, speaking ahead of the release of his book,

American President elect Donald Trump has once again denied global warming despite having a healthy orange glow, at the end of November. Trump, best known for being a horribly obnoxious racist, bigot

Reports from American primary schools suggest that children without ADHD have become jealous of their less fortunate classmates and asked for some drugs of their own. Michael Fonseca, a fourth grade teacher

A recent study by the World Health Organisation, or WHO, has revealed that smoking crack is great for self esteem. According to the study’s findings, people who smoke craic can experience self

A full time mad bastard is set to embark on a major career change after accepting a job in one of the UK’s largest banks. Twenty three year old Rosie Duffy, from

According to Wunderground sources, the ridiculously annoying children’s cartoon character Peppa Pig is set to make her Boiler Room debut before the end of the year. The news categorically confirms that Boiler

Just hours after receiving the Medal of Freedom, the highest civilain honour awarded by the White House, Ellen DeGeneres was caught sniffing ketamine of a dwarf’s erect penis in the bathroom of