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According to a Hollywood insider, Disney has bought the rights to the electronic music genre trance. Sources within the corporation have confirmed that they have made a “major purchase” in recent days

The world’s most renowned wizard, Harry Potter, has revealed that the best thing about being a wizard is magic mushrooms. Following a mostly muggle upbringing, Potter only became accustomed to “magis” in

In a strange development from the world of house parties, sitting on the stairs has been declared the new standing in the kitchen. Party insiders have revealed that the stairs have become

The world’s population has reportedly just reached nine billion DJs following the birth of six hundred thousand DJ’s last week. According to reports, all of the major DJing brands are struggling to

A well-known DJ has been left wondering what to rant about on Twitter after enjoying a completely stress free flight. Peter Mitchell, aka DJ Maverick, was reportedly left confused and upset after

Britain’s favourite baker, Mr Kipling, has announced that he is set to launch a brand new range of hash brownies. Sources within Mr Kipling’s company, claim the baker has sourced some “exceedingly

A shaky video of a DJ, recorded by a drunk girl on her phone, has been nominated for an award at this year’s Sundance Film Festival. Gemma Smith, who claims she was

Reports emerging from the electronic music industry today suggest that former A-Team tough guy B.A. Baracus has been hired as Eric Prydz’s tour manager. Prydz is believed to see Baracus, who famously

The English Defence League, or EDL, have reportedly signed a lucrative sponsorship deal with Belgian beer giants Stella Artois. Reports suggest that the brewers will pay the EDL an annual six figure

A millionaire DJ, who has not paid for any of the music he plays in years, has slammed illegal downloading, claiming it is ruining the music industry. American Miles Anderson, a.k.a. DJ