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An Irishman, who likes to drink to excess, claims that he only takes cocaine to keep himself sober. Peter Murphy, twenty-seven, revealed that he drinks “at least twice as much as a

elrow has reportedly agreed a deal to buy the giant inflatable baby Donald Trump used in the recent London protests for a staggering €1.6 million. Juan Enrique, an elrow spokesperson, claims the

A man who has camped at two festivals now considers himself “outdoorsy” and “at one with nature”. Gary Rowley, a twenty-five-year-old from South London, believes that “nature is a state of mind”

A girl who recently celebrated her twenty-seventh birthday was left in shock this morning after discovering that she now suffers from hangovers. According to reports, Amanda Smith, a trainee dental nurse, claims

An English bloke who believes his rent is currently way too high is still more than happy to spend twice as much on drugs every month. London based northerner Barry Davis believes

A Turkish man who is planning on traveling hundreds of miles to see some of his favourite artists at a number of festivals over the next eight weeks, has claimed that he

A nightclub toilet attendant has reportedly been bringing his USB stick to work with him every night for the last three years, just in case he gets a chance to get behind

Legendary 90s club brand Renaissance is set to enjoy it’s own Renaissance with tonight’s takeover of Ibiza superclub Eden, a club currently enjoying a Renaissance of its own. Renaissance will wind back

Tequila has announced that it will be unofficially sponsoring your Instagram story this Saturday night. The Mexican liquor, which reportedly makes you go a little bit “loopy”, has said it is delighted