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Drug dealers who use paper bags instead of single-use plastic baggies are to face shorter jail sentences under new judicial guidelines. Judge Judy Jules, a senior American judge, has claimed that a

One of the world’s leading vegan bloggers, Nancy de la Veal, has confirmed that McDonald’s chicken nuggets are now 100% vegan-friendly. Speaking to a random person she met at a bus stop,

An Australian bloke who is planning on having his pills tested while out raving this weekend has reportedly already decided that he’s going to take them either way. Matty Harris, an aspiring

A woman in a K hole has left a group of friends in an extremely confused state after claiming “kllaaasd weeoosleksprt mfdffodosssrtr”. Mandy O’Reilly, a twenty-one-year-old dental nurse from Liverpool, England, made

Session authorities in Britain have confirmed that drinking a bottle of vodka and sniffing cocaine for up to eight house, in your own home, is still considered a quiet night in. The

Channel 4 executives have announced that the hugely popular show One Born Every Minute will now focus exclusively on DJs. The decision to slightly change the show’s format was made after a

The International Bartender’s Federation has confirmed that the main purpose of bartenders is now to charge customer’s phones while they are in the bar. Speaking at their annual general meeting, chief bartender

The London Metropolitan Police are reportedly looking for a bottle of Jameson whiskey in relation to a serious assault on a man on Saturday night. Ian Jenkins, the victim of the vicious

All three members of the Swedish House Mafia have reportedly been spotted queuing for NIE Numbers in Ibiza, prompting rumours of a summer residency in one of the island’s superclubs. Reports from