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A vegan woman has surprised a group of her closest friends by revealing that she now only eats vegetables that have signed a waiver. Chelsey Roundberry, a thirty-two-year-old drip from Cornwall, England,

News emerging from America this evening suggests that the popular EDM DJ Marshmello is actually a chimpanzee with his head stuck in a bucket. According to reports, Kwangoo, a fourteen year old

Reports emerging from the electronic music industry suggests that EDM stars are now spending up to six hours a day in mid-air. According to our sources, EDM DJs now consider the ability

The latest online statistics have confirmed the majority of the world’s dance music fans are now located in Mexico and India. The news sees a complete shift from dance music’s traditional powerbase,

Tour managers across the electronic music industry are reportedly now sweating twice as much during comedowns as a result of global warming. Already believed to be the “sweatiest people in dance music”,

The Duchess of Cambridge has this morning given birth to her third child, a healthy baby boy. The yet to be named newborn, likely to be called something shit like Edward or

A woman who threw a festival themed house party has reportedly been kicked out of her own home for skinny dipping in the shower. Sena Turgut, a twenty-eight-year-old from Cesme, Turkey, claimed

An American DJ is now considered to be the most important thing to have ever existed, in his own imagination. Matthew Slippers, aka DJ Slip Mat, has enjoyed a limited amount of

The world’s hipster population is teetering on the brink of extinction after the last ever male was placed on twenty-four-hour death watch. Hipster numbers have rapidly declined in recent months after everyone